溫柔漂亮不粘人，如何快速擁有這樣一個女朋友？或許這篇文章可以告訴你……

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丨詞源/The Origin of the Word

近期，一篇名為《北京，有2000萬人假裝在生活》的網文火遍互聯網，據稱24小時內閱讀量超528萬，點贊達5.7萬，留言2萬餘條。

作者批評北京人情淡薄、擁堵、霧霾、高房價，北京土豪坐擁五套房，城市治理逼迫低端行業從業者離開，北京離生活便利的宜居之都卻越來越遠，離包容開放的城市精神越來越遠。

作者稱：「還剩下2000多萬人留在這個城市，假裝在生活。事實上，這座城市根本就沒有生活。這裡只有少數人的夢想和多數人的工作。」

Lately, an article called "Beijing Has 20 Million People Pretending to Have a Life" went on fire. Within 24 hours, the amount of reading went over 5.28 million, and it got more than 57 thousand likes, 20 thousand comments.

The article said that Beijing still belongs to its "native" residents; outsiders without ancestral property in the city are doomed to keep pursuing their dream of owning a house.

It criticized: 「There are over 20 million people left in this city, pretending to live. In reality, there simply is no life in this city. Here, there are only some people』s dreams and everybody』s jobs.」

與此同時，這篇文章可能還創下了另一個記錄：引出最多篇10萬+的反駁文。文章發表後遭到了無數的質疑和吐槽。「2000萬人」、「5套房」這些毫無依據的數字成為了攻擊的焦點，更有人喊出口號：我們沒有在假裝生活，我們每天都在認真地生活！

為什麼這篇文章會如此火爆？有人認為《假裝在生活》一文具備100%的爆款文特質：「北京人和外地人的地圖炮+關於現狀的吐槽+讓人哭笑不得的段子，註定會引發吃瓜群眾瘋轉。」

目前，該文章由於違反相關規定已被刪除。

At the same time, this article may also created a new record: led to the most refutation article that has more than 100 thousand reading amount. 20 million people, 5 hours, numbers like these that have no basis in fact, came to be the target that hit by public. Someone shout out: We are never pretending for have a life; we take life seriously every day!

This article has been deleted because of violating content regulations.

丨相關/Related information

其實，這篇文章最大的爭議點在於，我們似乎沒有去評判他人生活的權利，你眼中的「假裝生活」也許就是他人最真實的生活。生活始終是自己的，酸甜苦辣，冷暖自知。

「假裝生活」的說法本身荒誕不羈，也不具有太多意義。但在實際生活中，我們的一些「假裝」是必要而有意義的，比如——

假裝有女朋友。

The dispute of this article is, it seems that we don』t have the right to judge others. The "pretending to have a life" you』ve seen maybe the true life of others.

The saying of pretending to have a life makes no sense, but in real life，some of our "pretending" is necessary, such like ——pretend to have a girlfriend.

單身的你是否還在看著公園裡一對對情侶的背影暗自流淚？還看著朋友圈的種種曬幸福黯然神傷？這時的你可能需要假裝有一個女朋友，來填補內心的空白，起碼，在朋友圈中找回自信。正確的做法是——

Are you still watching the couple in the park with tearful eyes while you are still a single dog？ You may just need a non-existing girlfriend to fill your heart. And the correct thing you need to do is——

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實際上……

當然，這只是最初級的技巧，熟練之後你就可以進階到下一級別——

Of course,it s just the junior level,after having a good command of it,you can get to the next level——

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實際上……

假裝有女朋友的最高境界是女朋友全身入鏡，這勢必需要拍攝者有高超的攝影技巧，和一定的空間想像力……

The top level of pretending of having a girlfriend is, your "girlfriend" must show her whole body in the picture, this requires you the most advanced photography skills and a certain amount of space imagination……

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實際上……

如果你內心強大到不介意周圍人的看法的話，你可以選擇在一條川流不息的街道上完成拍攝，這樣會顯得圖片更加真實有代入感——

If you don t mind the contempt from others,you can choose a lively road to finish your picture,which makes the it more true and probable——

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實際上……

當然，相應的，也有假裝有男朋友的——

There s certainly been someone who pretends to have a boyfriend——

有朋友會問，有女朋友的人還需要假裝么？其實，你的發揮空間還有很大，比如假裝文藝、假裝很忙、假裝……有錢。

In fact, there is still room for you to play, such as pretending to be dilettantism, pretending to be busy, pretending to be……rich.

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